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lyrics

When I was younger my mother told me
Nothing about the birds and bees
Always a click away from stinging me
I guess I paid the Price for late-night TV
But now that I'm older I'm finally free
Of the need for constant company
It wasn't easy, took therapy
Where she told me I'm definitely
Ready for the real world
To be with a real

Girl, in the real world
Real world, where we used to dwell

When I was younger my daddy told me
Nothing about what's in our genes
Urgently hunting for dopamine
Seeking solace in loving machines
But now that I'm older I'm no longer the
Bumbling teen, hooked on pornography
Yeah now I'm on Bumble like a modern man should bee
You're real, I'm real: we should really meet
But wait, I'm enjoying it here
Swiping through all the real

Girls from the real world
The real world where we used to dwell

The real world with real girls
The real world with real girls
The real world, just download it on your phone
For real girls: just 2OUCH this URL
The real girls in the real world
Your real girls, just 2OUCH this URL
2OUCH this, 2OUCH this
2OUCH this on your phone
2OUCH this, 2OUCH this
2OUCH this
You are real

("Now if you are sitting opposite me,
I can see you as another person like myself...")

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from The Divided Selfie LP, released June 22, 2022

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Laurence Warner Eastleigh, UK

*Singer-Songwriter-Rapper*

Often live on Bandcamp Friday - pls fund my
annual concept album + other Cerulean Sounds Productions!

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