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    1st produced Mar 25th 2024.

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lyrics

My name’s Mr John McDonagh
I'll tell you I'm an Honest John 
I'll tell you I'll pay you later on
But it’s a trick! 
I'm John the Con

I’m John the Con
Yeah John the Con
I’ll con your dad and I’ll con your mum
Wanna hustle like me? Follow along 
Here’s a day in the life of John the Con:

I wake up
Tell the wifey: put on her make-up
Tell my daughters: get in the car
We’re going to the Shopping Centre (yay!)
Right after the Services (awwhh!)
Daddy’s gotta hustle some normie squibs
This Skoda-driver looks gormless:

Hey mate, I’m from Belgium
“What’s up my European brethren?”
Tryna get my family across the Irish Sea
It’s liquidity I need, there’s a cash-machine
Could you spot me a C, MC Beastly?
You’ll have it by minuit 
Honestly, trust me

Trust me, I'm a Christian
(Cross my heart and hope to die)
Trust me, I'm a Christian
(Upon this cross, I swear on my life)
Trust me, I'm a Christian 
Trust me, I’m a
I’m a trick!

I’m John the Con
Yeah John the Con
I’m a hustler
Yeah the con is on
I’ll even say that I’m from Belgium
If it means that you’ll part with your mons

I’m a Bad Boy, come see my Crew
Chilling in the back of my BMW
Don’t them females look vulnerable?
Make you lend money, yeah that’s my fuel!
“Can we get a selfie?”
OK cool

See I’m the don
I’m John McDonnagh
But don’t Google me cos I’m a con
Wait he just documented my face
(VO11 YKY) and my untaxed plates 

Whatever, I’m driving off his hundred quid
To the next Services and the next eejit
Oh no wait what’s this?
(07833876229) ooh I gave him my real digits
He says I “won’t cop a crime”
So instead he’s “gonna rhyme” about me

So share this til he gets 100K streams
Then he’ll get his money back, guaranteed
Trust me

credits

from Sing a Song, Write a Rap (uhh), track released March 29, 2023
Recorded solo & Mixed by Stan van Dijk

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Laurence Warner Eastleigh, UK

*Singer-Songwriter-Rapper*

Often live on Bandcamp Friday - pls fund my
annual concept album + other Cerulean Sounds Productions!

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