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Bitcoin is Not nice (Made in Astana)

from Sing a Song, Write a Rap (uhh) by Laurence Warner

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Dissing fossil-fueled crypto, Borat style

lyrics

Your Bitcoin
Made in Astana
From energy
Made in Astana
Your NFT
Made in Astana
Capital Astana, real Kazakhstaner

Your crypto
Made in Astana
Lit from coal
Made in Astana
But the Earth getting hot like a sauna
Made in the UK
But your carbon's
Made in Astana

You're a ledge in the LEZ
Whipping Tes off your Bitcoin plunder
Even E. knew Watts needed to fund a
Block on the chain: miner Made in China
Til Xi banned it, Kazakh stan'd it
They hardcore so we're screwed
Earth going to the moon
Like the dry Kazakh dune
Oil Baron take the mick
But you lot assume ""is nice"" there
But hear the truth

Net zero 
Not
Made in Astana
Targets to 
Not
Made in Astana
Borat 2 
Not
Made in Astana

But your loot
Made in Astana
Sleazy deeds
Made in Astana
Bank man freed
Made in Astana
Richie MPs
Made in Astana
Ban BTC 'cos the carbon
Made in Astana

You're whale big
Putting that carb on credits
But you'll pay for it later like Klarna
End Times tryna buy water
With the cause of the degradation, devastation
Thames dried up, you're to blame then
I'll s-squash you for your
Big foot print
And your gang
Just for your lil' NFT gang
Blood, you'll send us all to the crypt

Crypt
#CryptoGratiaCrypt, crypto gratia
Crypto made in Astana
Crypto gratia crypto, just for the hell of it dough
Made in Astana
PoW a prison, ties us up to emissions
Made in Astana
So ban Bitcoin quick, cos the footprint big
Made in Astana

No more music if we send this planet to the crypt
Go tell your grandma
#NoMusicOnADeadPlanet

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from Sing a Song, Write a Rap (uhh), track released September 20, 2023
Beat Produced by Blanq Beatz (Artem Grebenkin)
Recorded by Matthew Large
Mixing by Calvin Marshall

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